If on a far Web-site a Surfer

I work on

language and machine learning

and not much on web pages. If that doesn't interest you, then all I can offer you here is a poem instead. Not that this poem is unrelated to language, or probabilities or learning.

You can mail me compliments, complaints, or large cash donations. Phone and voicemail are at +1(510)205-3508.

[buy a better WWW browser] [sticks and stones can hurt my bones]

Glenn Carroll / glenn@ims.uni-stuttgart.de